Just a thought... Whatever happened to our friendly neighborhood douchenozzle?

I get stabbed, and the next thing I know I'm waking up in a hospital bed. According to the doctor someone found me bleeding on a nature trail, and brought me here. I put up quite a fight, and apparently broke a nurse's nose. I'm told they ended up having to sedate me. I obviously dont remember any of this happening. I'm still in the hospital now, and I just now got back my electronics. Now your probably all wondering who stabbed me, and what the hell i was doing right? Well I told L I was going after nick. This isnt true. I tried getting some imformation on the Fear he serves, and what the hell she wants with erika. Lets just say it isnt good for erika. I'm not sure who stabbed me, but I'm pretty sure it was one of L's little friends.

Hello everyone, L here. If you dont know who I am then thats your problem. As much as me and the shadow bitch hate each other, she gave me the information to her blog in case something happened to her. Before you ask, no I have no idea what happened to her. Now she left me a list of things to do for her. Lets go over it shall we?
-Send shadow pills to miss med.
-Send a prewritten fuck you note to morningstar.
-Give ignis the wickedy witch some stupid books.
-Give wickedy witch jr unda some candles.
-Make sure the suspicious ticking package gets to a nearby proxy base.
-Go shopping for Ashley's wedding gift.
-Kill myself, and send the body to Kelevra.
Now I am more than happy to do everything on that list except the last one. I know she hates me, but if anyone's body is going there, its hers. I've already sent the pills, and note, so I'm leaving soon for that proxy base. I will keep all you wonderful people updated on the missing shadow bitch.

Got stabbed. Bleeding too much. No one nearby. This is probably it guys...

I noticed that quite a few people are going to proxy bases and slaughtering everyone. Well lets just say I tried it for myself... It didnt seem like any of those proxies were even trained at all. They suck at fighting, and it seemed like they werent even trying. Congratulations California your proxies suck. 3 small bases are pretty much destroyed now, and since they arent very good fighters it was a glorious blood bath. I should do this more often.